cosmo tip #212
expertcosmotips: just when he’s about to come, whisper in his ear “you’re my favorite deputy.”
I have this sinking feeling in the pit of my...
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...– Chuck Palahniuk (via csdollface)
Take My Calls. Please.
dearoldlove: You said you would take a bullet for me but it turns out that I wanted you to take my phone calls more. Relevant